Life Quotes, Quotes About Life (Funny / Cute / Famous)

The most beautiful gift from god to Human is Baby. Everyone loves them. There is something magical about them that we can’t stop ourself from loving them. Their Innocent and cute smile makes us forgot all our worries. Their sweet and angelic face tugs at our heartstrings. Their innocent eyes touch deep inside of our heart.

Here’s a collection of some Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings that will certainly put smile on your face. I love these funny baby quotes because they make me remember of all those funny moments I had with my son when he was a baby.

• Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. ---- John Wilmot

• No one likes change but babies in diapers. ---- Barbara Johnson

• The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. ---- Kin Hubbard

• Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. ---- Ed Asner

• It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. ----Barbara Kingsolver

• You can learn many things from childern, how much patience you have for instance” – Franklin P Jones

• Making the decision to have a child--It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. --- Elizabeth Stone

• Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other. ----Ed Howe

• A baby’s a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge. ----Baby quote Erica Jong

• Babies are such a nice way to start people. ---- Don Herrold

• People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." -Leo J Burke

• Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns. ----- David Ogilvy

• The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson ---- Woody Allen.

• A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. ---- Ronald Knox quote

• A crying baby is the best form of birth control. - Carole Tabron

• A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on - Carl Sandburg

• I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. ---- Loretta Lynn

• A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. ----Unknown

• Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. ----- Yiddish proverb

• All babies need a lap. ----Unknown

• A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race. ---- Barbara Christine Seifert

• If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. ----Jimmy Reed

• My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. ----Stephen Wright

• As marriage produces children, so children produce care and disputes; and wrangling. ---- Mary Wortley Montagu
  

Thanks for stopping by and reading my collection of funny baby quotes. I hope you've as much enjoyed reading them as much as I had collecting them. Finally, before leaving, don't forgot to share your favorite baby quote or saying in the comment section below.