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  • You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

  • Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
    A medley of extemporanea;
    And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
    And I am Marie of Roumania." ----Dorothy Parker

  • There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. ------Oscar Wilde

  • You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act. ----Barbara Hall

  • After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, ''Maybe life isn''t for everyone.

  • Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

  • Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't. ----Richard Bach

  • In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. ----Kathy Norris

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids. -----Composed Catastrophe

  • God is nothing more than a comedian performing in front of an audience that is to afraid to laugh. -----LITTLE MISS FREAKING SUNSHINE

  • Steak is something which has clearly died for my sins, and should therefore be utterly worshipped. With roasted potatoes and a good gravy.

  • Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ----Mark Twain

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