Life Quotes, Quotes About Life (Funny / Cute / Famous)

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. ----Reba McEntire


Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. ----Charles Schulz


The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. ----George Carlin


Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. -----Everett McKinley Dirksen


Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it. ----Christopher Morley, "Thunder on the Left"


Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.---- Carl Sandburg


We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. ---- Jeff Marder


Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. ----John Lennon


Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. ----Christopher Morley


It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. -----Edna St. Vincent Milly


Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. ----Fran Lebowitz


Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. ----Shunryu Suzuki


Roshi No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you. ---Sholom Aleichem


Sometime life can serve you surprises, just when you think you are honest. ----Rodney Dangerfield