Life Quotes, Quotes About Life (Funny / Cute / Famous)

Here are some famous Funny Birthday Quotes to instill fun and humor into this special ocassion of birthday.

• The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. -----Samuel Johnson

• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
  Mark Twain

• The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!

• The only constant thing in this world is change – and birthdays every year!

• We are all born naked and screaming and if you're lucky that sort of thing won't stop there –Unknown

• Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

• Age is a number and mine is unlisted. ----Anonymous

• I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.

• My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. ----anon

• Birthdays are reminders that we cannot turn back time. You could only wish that this year would not be the same route you took last year.

• Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. ----Robert Frost

• A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. ---Arnold Bennett

• Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. ---Billie Burke

• You were born an original. Don't die a copy. --John Mason

• You would know that it’s your 60th birthday when you get to date women half your age without breaking any laws.

• Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened?---Cora Harvey Armstrong

• Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ----Tom Stoppard

• You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -----Robert Frost

• Birthdays? yes, in a general way;
  For the most if not for the best of men:
  You were born (I suppose) on a certain day:
  So was I: or perhaps in the night: what then? ----James Kenneth Stephen